Fairbuck$ — Backed by the Full Faith and Credit of Mr. Fairbanks · HAVE A TASTE OF ECONOMIC FREEDOM! · DEMOCRACY ISN’T FREE. SOME DEMOCRACY COST 250 F$. · DO YOUR PART. EARN. SPEND. REPEAT. · A PRODUCTIVE CITIZEN IS A WEALTHY CITIZEN. · YOUR CLASSROOM NEEDS YOU… TO MAKE QUESTIONABLE PURCHASES. · LIBERTY. JUSTICE. EXTRA CREDIT. · THE ECONOMY IS STRONG. PLEASE IGNORE ALL EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY. · FAIRBUCK$ NEVER SLEEP. UNLIKE FIRST-PERIOD STUDENTS. · BREAKING: FAIRBUCK$ REACH HISTORIC HIGH AGAINST THE SCHRUTE BUCK. · INFLATION IS A MYTH INVENTED BY STUDENTS WHO CAN’T AFFORD THE GOOD STUFF. · DON'T GAMBLE WITH DEMOCRACY. · NO FAIRBUCK$? HAVE YOU CONSIDERED BEING MORE PRODUCTIVE? · AUTHORIZED BY THE DEPARTMENT OF CLASSROOM PROSPERITY. · A FAIRBUCK SAVED IS A FAIRBUCK YOU HAVEN’T WASTED YET. · CONSUMPTION IS PATRIOTISM. · YOUR FINANCIAL FUTURE IS BRIGHT. YOUR GPA MAY VARY. · Fairbuck$ — Backed by the Full Faith and Credit of Mr. Fairbanks · SUPER EARTH HAS CREDITS. BCCHS HAS FAIRBUCK$. WE KNOW WHO WON.